Starsong the pony goes missing

Hannah-I can't find Starsong, Mom.
Me-Well I think she is in your room, if you clean it, you will find her
Hannah-*walks away*
Hannah-*from a distance* Starsong???!!!  Starsong??!! STARSONG!!??
Me-Baby, Starsong is a toy.  She can't hear you with her plastic ears, and even if she could, she can't walk with her plastic pony legs. You have to clean your room.
Hannah- :( Oh   *walks away*

A few minutes later, she comes out, carrying a wand, and held out fairy wings to me

Hannah-Mom can you put these on?
Me-Sure. *put on wings*  Are you going to clean your room?
Hannah-Yeah.
Me-You do know that fairy magic isn't real, and you will have to actually CLEAN your room, don't you?
Hannah-Yeah :(